Episode 17 – The Great British Bake Off: Armabreadon

The year is 2021 and Great Britain is a wasteland. A year earlier, faced with the series’ first ever fall in ratings, Great British Bake Off star, Paul Hollywood, did the unthinkable. He set a technical challenge like none that came before – he asked his contestants to create life from bakery – to commit the terrible sin of Bakenomancy. Those contestants were successful. The destruction was swift. In this new post-apocalypse, titanic cronenberg-esque battenburgs and dread-breads roam the lands, mercilessly hunting what few survivors remain. You, however, are a knight of Hovis – last hope of the British Isles. Join us, bread knife in hand, and fight the good fight!